Amber Rose: Masturbation Did THIS to My Face!

Amber Rose has some pretty unconventional — albeit fun! — beauty advice for y’all. It has nothing to do with cucumbers (the sliced, spa-type ones, anyway), exfoliation, or whatever other protein-based things that are — ahem — rumored to be good for the skin.  In an interview with Glamour, Amber Rose confessed that the secret to her glowing complexion is … wait for it …  Masturbation.  Yeah, you read that correctly — Amber Rose simply masturbates to achieve that freshly- banged washed look of hers.   She revealed , “I wish I had the time to masturbate every day in reality, but I don’t.”  “I say a lot of those things on [The Amber Rose Show] because I am very sex-positive,” she continued. “I do say those things in a way where I am very serious, but it’s also a joke.”  So is she kidding? Probably not — and she’s probably not being very honest when it comes to not masturbating every day.  Come on. With that gorgeous skin, she must do it several times a day, and that’s how she’s skirting — no pun intended, OK pun totally intended — the “not doing it every day” thing.  (Hint: because she does it multiple times a day. That’s the theory we’re gonna work with today.)  Other celebrities who’ve admitted to copping a feel — of themselves — include “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, who admitted to  masturbating to her own sex tape , which is horrifying. Then, there’s ABC Family’s breakout star Shailene Woodley, whose LOL name explains why she wants to  teach masturbation in schools , which would be a trip, and last, but not least, Kanye West, who tries not to wake Kris Jenner with his nocturnal efforts.   Hey, whatever works, right? From explicit photos, to her “Slut-Walk, to admitting that making sex tapes are “healthy,” Rose definitely puts it all out there for the world to see. Good for you, Amber, for being so “sex-positive,” or whatever you’re calling it these days. The more you know and all that.  And hey — if sex tapes are so “healthy,” and masturbation is so great for your skin, maybe Amber Rose should put her money where her … uh, mouth is, and do it all up, as we know only Amber could.  View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams

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