Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn: White Guy Claims to Have "Settled" Borough in Hilarious Video

It's always hilarious when some random d-bag is caught flipping out on video . Many of our most cherished viral gems are the result of some hero having the presence of mind to break out his iPhone because they sense that that lady who missed the ferry is gonna freak out . But for all the candid outrage we've witnessed in the past, it's possible that no one has demonstrated as much delusional furor as this random Brooklyn jogger who's so pissed that someone bumped into him that he launches into an epic tirade about “white privilege.” It's worth noting that said jogger is totally white. “You’re new in the neighborhood! I’ve been in this neighborhood,” the dude screams at the parents who dared push their stroller in the way of his jogging route. “The only reason why white people like you live in this neighborhood is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you!” He then screams “white privilege” repeatedly, because apparently he was reading Buzzfeed earlier, or something. You can see why this man has been dubbed “the Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn.” Were it not for him, the borough of 2.6 million may have gone unsettled forever. God bless you, rage-bro.

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