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Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn: White Guy Claims to Have "Settled" Borough in Hilarious Video

It's always hilarious when some random d-bag is caught flipping out on video . Many of our most cherished viral gems are the result of some hero having the presence of mind to break out his iPhone because they sense that that lady who missed the ferry is gonna freak out . But for all the candid outrage we've witnessed in the past, it's possible that no one has demonstrated as much delusional furor as this random Brooklyn jogger who's so pissed that someone bumped into him that he launches into an epic tirade about “white privilege.” It's worth noting that said jogger is totally white. “You’re new in the neighborhood! I’ve been in this neighborhood,” the dude screams at the parents who dared push their stroller in the way of his jogging route. “The only reason why white people like you live in this neighborhood is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you!” He then screams “white privilege” repeatedly, because apparently he was reading Buzzfeed earlier, or something. You can see why this man has been dubbed “the Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn.” Were it not for him, the borough of 2.6 million may have gone unsettled forever. God bless you, rage-bro.

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Kim And Kanye Get Engaged: 9 Things He Should Have Put On That Scoreboard

Leather jogging pants, damn croissants and other ways Kanye could have popped the question. By James Montgomery

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Pink Goes for a Jog of the Day

I am a man with a very fat, unhealthy, out of shape wife who sounds like she is drowning everytime she breathes, so for a while, I used to jerk off to women jogging outside my apartment window. My fetish for healthy bithces got so bad that I even got a job volunteering at the local YMCA where all the college kids and prozac suburban moms would work out in their really tight pants that showed off their pussy definition. It was like they were in such tight clothes I could visualize them naked, they were sweaty and I could hardly contain my erection no matter how small it actually is…..but every once in a while, a bitch who got addicted to the workout high would become totally jacked and totally masculine, making me wonder if getting off to them makes me gay, or does the fact that they have a vagina, despite not lookin’ like they should have a vagina cancel it out….The point is that Pink is one of those girls that I think you are gay if you get off to her and really fucking messed up if you get off to her music while crying and masturbating in your bedroom closet so no one catches you…. So this is not celebrity workout fetish cuz you have a fat, lazy wife and this brings you hope pics, this is the test of if you are capable of getting hard for an actual man by putting a bitch as manly as they come in tight clothes up to bat….cuz the truth is that sometimes a vagina isn’t enough. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tiger Woods On the Run — First Photo Emerges

Filed under: Tiger Woods Tiger Woods is back in black.We got this photo, taken earlier today, of Tiger jogging near his home in Florida.He’s wearing his Nike shirt and shorts — important because Nike stuck by him.Tiger is not wearing a wedding ring.It feels like this was a … Permalink

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Katie Holmes

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Leanne Rimes the Cheating Whore with Psoriasis Workin’ Out of the Day

I used to bond with a dude, not in a gay way, but in a “we both have really fat wives” way. He was a lot younger and lived across the street from me and for a few months we’d run into each other at the store buying ice cream or chips for our wives late night, and eventually we’d laugh about the shit and start telling horror storries about our wives.

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How OK! Faked Its Jessica Simpson Weight-Loss Cover

OK! magazine wanted to drum up sales with this cover about Jessica Simpson ‘s weight loss.

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