What does Scott Disick do for “work,” exactly? His shady behavior has become the stuff of legend, so on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3, Kourtney set out to answer that very question. What did she find out, and how did she go about it? Does she even know the father of her three kids at all? How did he react when inevitably found out? Let’s find out in this week’s KUWTK recap … Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 Online Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or its spinoff Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons know all about The Lord’s paid “appearances.” His “I get paid to chill” boast and Kourtney’s “leave it to you to make getting wasted a career” retort last year made for one of the couple’s best exchanges. Still, no one actually knows about Scott’s business dealings, such as how much he pulls for one of these gigs, what he does there, or anything else really. And the mystery extends beyond the club circuit. When Kris overheard him wiring a huge sum of money, Kourtney’s explanation was “he’s brokering things.” That definitely wasn’t going to cut it as far as his baby mama and her family were concerned on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 . More eyebrows were raised when a stack of license plates turned up. Is our man a spy? A CIA agent? Running an ID theft / money laundering ring? When he had a bunch of luxury cars delivered to the house, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian set out to figure out just what the heck is going on. It turns out that The Lord Scott Disick is President of Calabasas Luxury Motorcars … apparently. Good for him and all, but Kourtney wasn’t thrilled. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “It’s really nobody’s business,” he said after being confronted by his partner for keeping secrets … about what he does for work to provide for them? Scott’s taking his need for privacy and independence a little far if you ask us, but Kourtney agreed to let him maintain his “international man of mystery” status. For the most part. Now we know who to call when we’re in the market for our next Rolls Royce at least, so the Kards’ sleuthing was definitely a success. Meanwhile, Kris asked Kim Kardashian to take her to the doctor the next day, but when Kim can’t get a sitter for North West, she suggests Bruce Jenner. Her ex-husband obliges, but at the doctor’s it gets awkward when Kris confesses that she changed the executor of her will from Bruce to Kourtney. Bruce later tells Kim, who agrees that Kourtney isn’t the right choice just because she’s the oldest. Kim feels she personally is “the most level headed.” Kylie Jenner then pops by her dad’s house unannounced, much to Bruce’s surprise and happiness. He enlists Kim’s help to buy her a bag. For $5,000. Kim has to talk Bruce off the big-spending ledge, but he’s just happy someone actually came to see him besides Brody, Brandon and Leah Jenner . 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. 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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 3 Recap: Who IS Scott Disick?!
