The Real Housewives of Atlanta didn’t have to work very hard to “Make an Ass out of a Donkey” since there seems to be enough of both to go around. We recap all the jiggly booties and fishnet suits in this week’s THG +/- review. Oh, where to begin? We’ll start with our dueling booty videos. On the one end you have Kenya who is working out with a trainer to get the product…and her booty just right. Plus 15. On the other end you’ve got Phaedra, who seems more interested in the cover art than the workout. Between Ms. Parks’ tongue hanging out and the way she was hanging all over Apollo I began to wonder if this was a fitness workout or a porn video? Minus 11. And if Kenya was so sure she was in the right with her Stallion booty video, why was she trying to do damage control with Porsha of all people? Even their insults were lame. If ashy feet are the best you can come up with then just shut up and sit back down. Minus 17. Checking in with Cynthia I began to wonder if I’m the only one who thinks she gets a little less classy with every episode. Apparently there wasn’t enough money in modeling to keep the Bailey Agency going so she’s jumping into pageants which she readily admits she knows very little about. Minus 9. Cynthia found herself a pageant expert who started talking about the fees she could charge the mothers of 13 year old girls. Entry fees, make up fees, photo fees. The list was almost endless and the charges rang up from $75 to up to $1,200. You could just see the dollar signs sparkling in Cynthia’s eyes. And to ensure those dollars stay in her pocket she’s asked Porsha to help. Minus 20 . What on earth was she thinking? Has Porsha shown a talent for anything but giggling and looking pretty? It will be such a shock when this partnership falls apart at the seams…not! But Cynthia showed her true self when she started bashing Phaedra, her supposed friend. Minus 18 . Yes, they’ve had their issues but Cynthia seemed to take great pleasure in running to Kenya and stirring that pot. When did NeNe become the classiest Housewife on this show? She’s got an acting coach and a charity shoe event. No one can say she’s not making it happen. Plus 30. Then Kenya took the charity event on a turn into the bizarre. After Phaedra wore that fishnet bathing suit on vacation I prayed I’d never have to see it again. Unfortunately my prayers went unanswered. Minus 22. If Kenya wanted people to stop saying she’s cray cray, she really needed to stop acting like it. How funny was it when Kenya pointed out to Phaedra that she only attacked her professionally, then went on to attack her personally not 30 seconds later? Plus 10. I’ve always thought Phaedra was wrong to spread the rumor that Kenya was mentally ill. That’s not something to joke about but Kenya’s behavior does make me wonder if she missed her meds. Where does all the cray cray leave us? With Kandi mentioning she’d like to sing gospel. Maybe she can hook that up to her musical vibrators at Bedroom Kandi. Just saying. Episode total = -42! Season total = -125!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: She Might Be Cray Cray
