On the second episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. , the stomachs of viewers turned Michaele Salahi celebrated a birthday and received lavish gifts from her husband. Such as what, you may ask? Our THG correspondent is here to provide that answer, as well as a humorous detailed review of the latest installment. Take it away… Tonight’s episode was a little slow. I think the most interesting character could be Ebong, Lynda’s tall, dark and mysterious younger (much, much younger) man. I hope we learn more about him in episodes to come. The most random moment of the show was when Stacie’s husband, Jason, took Ebong and Rich into Aunt Frances’ basement to tell them about his invention: “The Penile Volumetric Measuring Device.” WHAT?!!? He actually has a patent for it. Why?!?
