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Steven Slater — Don’t Quit Your Day Job

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery — but this weekend, Steven Slater just had to confront his own imitator face-to-face on a New York City stage. Everyone’s favorite flight attendant took the stage for a brief cameo in “NEWSical the… Read more

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Amber Portwood: Charged With Felony Battery!

Looks like Amber Portwood’s attacks on Gary Shirley will have consequences. The Teen Mom star has been charged with two felony counts and one misdemeanor for domestic violence and battery today. Under Indiana law, domestic abuse is a felony if a child is present for the abuse, as baby Leah was in both cases. One of the charges is based on footage never aired by MTV. The other: SLAPPED : Gary Shirley knows how that feels. Now Amber Portwood’s been hit as well – with criminal charges stemming from the couple’s recent squabbles . The incidents related to the charges happened June 14, July 18 and August 14 of this year. Documents say Amber choked, slapped, punched and kicked Gary. Detective Mitch Carroll says that if convicted, Amber Portwood faces up to three years in jail and fines of up to $10,000. Still, the troubled star is defiant. “I didn’t hit Gary in front of Leah so there’s no felony,” she told Hollywood Life . “There’s nothing against me. They can’t charge if they don’t have proof.” We’ll see about that, since she lost baby Leah as a result …

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He’s Steven Slater, Bitches!

Steven Slater has accomplished an impressive feat: he’s made Angelina Pivarnick sound like Tupac Shakur . The former Jet Blue flight attendant has somehow landed a contract with a company called Line 2. It specializes in a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting for those on airplanes that have Wi-Fi – and the first campaign features Slater rapping. Yes, rapping. This is a must-watch… for those with a strong stomach: Steven Slater Rapping Lyrics in the video above include: My name is Steven Slater… And I’m no longer blue… Now don’t be a hater… Cause you never flew. Now I’m pimping Line 2… And the killer app it is… My legal fees are paid… By the .com biz. Climb into the cockpit… And throw all the switches… Now you’re using Line 2… I’m Steven Slater bitches. We can’t even come up with a joke for this. It speaks for itself.

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Warehouse 13’s Relic Roundup: The Agents Attend the Lost School of Time Travel

“Whatever happened, happened,” Daniel Faraday proclaimed about a year and a half ago. Oh, sure, somebody said it before that, but Lost’s time-travel maxim is freshest on my mind these days, and especially during last night’s Warehouse 13, when Pete and Myka used H.G. Wells’s time machine to jump back to 1961 and solve — but not prevent — a series of murders. Click through for the time machine specs and our weekly roundup!

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Which ‘Huge Celebrity’ Invited the JetBlue Guy to the Emmys?

I know what you were thinking after last month’s 62nd Emmy Awards : “Where the hell was that JetBlue guy Steven Slater and why wasn’t he included in television’s most important night?” Well, maybe you weren’t thinking that but at least one star was, according to Slater’s publicist.

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Tiger Woods — The Chosen One

Filed under: Tiger Woods , TMZ Sports Despite playing several months of mediocre golf — Tiger Woods was just selected to represent the United States in the upcoming Ryder Cup tournament — one of the most prestigious events in the

JetBlue’s Steven Slater Seeks Mental Health

Filed under: Steven Slater , Celebrity Justice UPDATE: TMZ has spoken with yet another source confirming plea bargain talks which include Slater voluntarily seeking mental health treatment. Former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater showed up in court this morning in NYC and will voluntarily… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ — Farewell for Now

Filed under: Snooki , Paparazzi Photo , Jersey Shore Snooki and the rest of the ” Jersey Shore ” cast moved out of their house in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday — they’ve wrapped shooting on season 3. The Snookstress predictably tripped and fell while lugging out her belongings — most of which it looks… Read more

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Steven Slater — Not Welcome Back at JetBlue

Filed under: Steven Slater The Rosa Parks of flight attendants is no longer a flight attendant — Steven Slater and JetBlue have gone their separate ways. A spokeswoman for JetBlue says the two sides parted ways last week, but didn’t elaborate on details. Slater became a folk hero… Read more

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AP: ‘Famed Flight Attendant … Captured the Nation’s Imagination’

The Essential Global News Network’s fascination with Steven Slater continues. Mr. Slater (picture at right is from his Facebook page) is the JetBlue flight attendant who reportedly “grabbed the plane’s intercom and made an expletive-laced speech, grabbed a beer from the galley, opened the door and slid down the emergency evacuation chute.” Slater was charged with “criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.” Three weeks ago (covered at NewsBusters ; at BizzyBlog ), Associated Press writer Samantha Gross rhapsodized over how Slater’s actions had fulfilled “a working man’s fantasy … rekindled memories of workers’ liberation … (and) sparked wistful excitement among workers who have long fantasized of choosing pride over pay.” Before getting to the AP’s latest sympathetic piece, let’s take a look at something originally associated with a magazine report about Slater that is not currently present in that story. In a Google Web search on “Steven Slater” (not in quotes), here is the sixth result returned: Really? But when you go to the referenced People Magazine article , the statement cited in the result isn’t there, nor, as best I can tell, is it in the readers’ comments. Perhaps the statement was never written, but I doubt it, as the Internet has a funny way of leaving tracks. A search on the exact sentence involved (“On his Facebook and MySpace pages, he boasted about flying high and taking a five year break from the skies” — entered with quotes) returned 15 items (Google’s header says it’s 130, but it’s really 15, before adding “similar items”). Was everyone who noted this, especially this link , which appears to have captured People’s RSS feed, just making it up? With that little nugget as background, here is selected text from an unbylined AP story early this morning reporting that Slater will not be getting his job back (bolds are mine): Sometimes there’s no going back. JetBlue Airways says that there will be no second exits for famed flight attendant Steven Slater – who captured the nation’s imagination with his profanity-laced loudspeaker tirade and jump down a plane’s emergency chute, beer in hand. Spokeswoman Jenny Dervin said Saturday that Slater is no longer employed by the airline. She said the airline won’t release further details out of respect for Slater’s privacy. Slater’s lawyer had said he loved flying and wanted to return to work, and Slater’s folk-hero status among tens of thousands of online fans had led some of them to urge the airline to keep him on. The airline said at the time of the incident last month that Slater was suspended pending an investigation. It told employees in a memo that press coverage was not taking into account how much harm can be caused by emergency slides, which are deployed with a potentially deadly amount of force. The former flight attendant still has to navigate the criminal justice system. Given how sympathetic the wire service has been to his plight, and assuming he avoids jail, I have a perfect suggestion for who should be Slater’s next employer. He apparently won’t have to worry about whether he has a supportive environment. Cross-posted at BizzyBlog.com .

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