My favorite thing about staying up all night texting a girl obsessively because she looks good enough quality to marry…is when she doesn’t send me nude pics…it’s the best… I master rejection on all platforms… Here are some morning links… How Not to Ride Through Sand GO Ashlee Simpson is a Fat Pig.. GO Bikini Shopping at Wal Mart GO Girls You Can Barely See… GO 12 People Who Fuck Up Bowling… GO Candice Swanepoel Posing With Bras GO Taylor Swift in her Old Lady Dress GO Ariana Grande for Complex… GO 15 Actors You Would Recognize in These Roles GO 13 Dogs on Slides GO WEBCAM PARTY GO
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