Tis the fucking Season to keep things HOT HOT HOT under the miseltoe, in the snow and you don’t need a fireplace, or money to throw at strippers in the stripclubs….you need HOT SAUCE …. Or you could keep shit hot by getting drunk and be inappropriate at family functions….ideally with your brother’s wife…because she’s got such hot tits and he was a dick to you growing up….or even his 18 year old daughter’s Jewish friend who tags along, you know to teach her about the Christmas spirit…but I recommend HOT SAUCE … There is no better gift than the gift the keeps giving….Subscription Hot Sauce Box….that comes time after time…Gifting you and yours Craft Small Batch Hot Sauce Delivered to Your Door…shit you have to go to the county fair to get…. HOT SAUCE Because everyone fucking loves HOT SAUCE and you can never have too much of it….you can always find things to put it on..you can collect it…and be the dude with the best hot sauce at all the BBQs….or you can do what we did and give it to a couple of girls to play with….and eat with….and the funniest thing in all of this isn’t the FISH TACO…or the FUR BURGER….or the SMOKED MEAT SANDWICH pussy illuminati…it’s the fact that they are vegetarians!!! It’s the HOT SAUCE man…that shit makes them go nutty…spicy…exciting… All this to say, I don’t recommend it as lube….but it is Brilliant…because Hot Sauce is awesome…so GIFT IT CLICK HERE Here are the pics, but GIFT IT – GET IT – HOT SAUCE FOR FUCKING LIFE CLICK HERE HERE HERE
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Amazing Gift Idea – Fuego Hot Sauce Box of the Day
