Meet April Rose. I’ve never heard of this girl before, but here she is at the Maxim Hot 100 event and I’m so glad she has come into my life because there has been a shortage of chicks with huge fake boobs on the site. Anyway, I think April and I should become Twitter girlfriend and boyfriend since my relationship with Nikki Leigh is not working out as I planned. So fellas, put in a good word for me here .