According to my sources, Ariel Winter got invited on Conan last night, which means she’s officially at least a B-list celeb now. And I take full credit, obviously. See, before I started doing regular posts on her, she was just another sitcom kid/wannabe putting up booty pictures on Instagram. Now? She’s talk show famous. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my thank you card. Preferably in the form of a bikini and/or lingerie selfie, please.
