I didn’t end up watching the Dancing With The Stars premiere the other day, I wouldn’t have respected myself in the morning if I did, so I don’t know how Audrina Patridge’s fake boobies did. Were they bouncy? Did they make any mistakes? What did the judges think of them? It doesn’t really matter I guess because I’ve got these shots of her half naked in her sexy stripper dancer costume to make me feel better. I want to touch her. I never thought I’d be jealous of a man in a yellow shirt with no buttons and some high waisted pants. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here
