Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here
