Being Harry Potter Lookalike is Not Great, Says Harry Potter Lookalike

“Looking like Harry Potter means people discard every convention of social interaction to inform you that you look like Harry Potter. One time, in a bar in Philadelphia, an overweight bald man announced to the room, ‘Everybody, look! It’s Harry Potter! He looks like Harry Potter!’ I said to him, ‘You look like a fat asshole.’ It came to blows. I removed my glasses first. (Presumably, I looked less like Harry Potter as a result.)” New York Observer writer Michael H. Miller might want to invest in contact lenses. [ NYO ]

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Being Harry Potter Lookalike is Not Great, Says Harry Potter Lookalike

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