Here’s Britney Spears on the cover of V Magazine looking pretty damn good actually. I thought she was fat now? She doesn’t look fat at all, she looks she used to look, somebody must be pretty good at photoshop. I’m not digging the overly saturated colors though, I can’t see a damn thing. I know she’s topless under there somewhere, I just wish I could see it, although I see it pretty much every night in my dreams. I think I’m having a seizure.