Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nipples decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nipples can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done.
