I don’t know who the hell this Tamara Ecclestone chick is, but to me she looks like a cheap Megan Fox knock-off here at the London premiere of Valentine’s Day . Actually I shouldn’t complain about that, I don’t think I have a fart in a hurricane’s chance with the real Megan Fox so a knock-off might be just the thing I’m looking for. Where can I find one? They’re probably called Megan Forx. Maybe there’s a kiosk at the mall. Or would this be the kind of thing I’d find in the back of some guy’s van in the parking lot? Someone help me out here.
