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Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker…. I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians… Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Throwback Thursday with Some Bras at the High School Musical Reunion of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are two aging old time Disney stars, still riding their Disney fame, not like they were Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez, but dancing monkey’s nevertheless, living the good life for the paparazzi they probably called…. Like most threesomes, they know that together their worth is far greater than alone. You know when two fat chicks come at you together, knowing they have a better chance getting laid than solo, because two pigs equal one good enough girl, the experience of the two outweighs the vile of the individual… Unlike most threesomes, they aren’t naked, they aren’t eating your ass while giving you a double blowjob, they aren’t even smashing their cunts together…or comparing their bushes…Vanessa Hudgens favorite game…she always wins… But they do have bras on in an era of no bras…compare their bra tits…only exciting to creepy High School Musical fans…what would probably be a very fucking weird type of person. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Throwback Thursday with Some Bras at the High School Musical Reunion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olympic Dreams with McKayla Maroney of the Day

Olympic gymnast dreams…not that you care about McKayla Maroney, she’s not 14 anymore…or even on the Olympic circuit… So her slutty “band camp” equivalent perversion – we call “gymnast camp”…where you know these awkward stage parented kids with all their performance enhancement hormones fuck each at a young age while touring the world to compete together…putting their flexbility to the test…jut doesn’t matter… So this butt shot in jeans…may not showcase athleticism…but it’s still a butt shot…doing it like a Jenner…also an Olympian…Dream. The post Olympic Dreams with McKayla Maroney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever… Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter.. People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to….. Make that money… The post Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lisa Snowden Big Ibiza Old Lady Tits of the Day

Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never really heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s trying to get people to hear of her, by busting out her tits in Ibiza for the paparazzi she probably called, even though tits out in Ibiza is really considered being dressed, so many drugged up dancing to electro tits exposed in Ibiza, so that when you’re a 43 year old with massive tits, you might as well join in…. So even if this is normal behavior, I can tell there’s a level of desperation to be featured in the tabloids…and I fucking love that… These aren’t just exposed tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly…this is staged tit exposure to seem like they are tits for the sake of Ibiza being tit friendly, but totally an attempt to slut out since tits get hits and hits may get her to negotiate a better contract at work…. Big Tits or not…she’s too old for me…to appreciate…like expired milk…tits… The post Lisa Snowden Big Ibiza Old Lady Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheap Megan Fox Knock-Off Tamara Ecclestone

I don’t know who the hell this Tamara Ecclestone chick is, but to me she looks like a cheap Megan Fox knock-off here at the London premiere of Valentine’s Day . Actually I shouldn’t complain about that, I don’t think I have a fart in a hurricane’s chance with the real Megan Fox so a knock-off might be just the thing I’m looking for. Where can I find one? They’re probably called Megan Forx. Maybe there’s a kiosk at the mall. Or would this be the kind of thing I’d find in the back of some guy’s van in the parking lot? Someone help me out here.