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Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox was never a talented actress, not that being talented has anything to do with being an actress, it’s the biggest scam that the worst fucking people participate in, you know the kind of asshole who thinks they are so deep and connected to their inner self, and the characters they play – yet are the most vapid, egotistical people ever… Megan Fox was hot and got jobs strictly based on that…when that mattered and I guess it still does matter.. People are making fun of her for being in a videogame commercial…but the truth is videogames are bigger than hollywood, probably owned by hollywood, and this is more compelling than any blockbuster she’s been in…this is the best acting she’s ever done and it gets the point across in 45 seconds which is all we need…with Megan Fox in some comicon cosplay outfit for the nerds to jerk off to….. Make that money… The post Megan Fox Cash Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Torrie Wilson’s Vagina Being Squeezed Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Torrie Wilson is a wrestler, or ex wrestler and it looks like her vagina hasn’t given up the job, is still going at it strong, as it wrestles the fuck out of her bikini bottoms. It’s more entertaining and more realistic than the WWF. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Agua de Coco of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At least this isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but I am going to assume that it is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, because Candice Swanepoel is modeling it, and she’ pretty much is owned by the billion dollar brand, because I hate Victoria’s Secret pictures. They are all the fucking same, they lack creativity, and they edit out the good parts of the girls, like their stubble on their inner thigh bikini line, and their hard nipples they’d totally expose if they were allowed or told to,, because that’s life as a fucking puppet…a puppet a want to fuck…but in all seriousness, what puppet wouldn’t I fuck….

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Amanda Bynes Does Instagram Right of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know what I like? Amanda Bynes…. Child star who has fallen off and lost her mind like every fucking child star…..Drug addicted, unstable, long legged, reckless driving angel….all posting cleavage to instagram…cleavage that I’d rather be a spread vagina….but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, she just kinda seems like she had, but we have a few more feet to get…and luckily…I generally take what I can get..so this cleavage is good enough for me…even if I have no idea if it is actually hers or just a pic she posted of someone else…and really…it doesn’t matter…cuz like all girls I fuck from behind…they can virtually be anyone my imagination makes them….

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Claudia Romani is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Claudia Romani is a virtual unknown to me….but I love her fucking ass…I feel like it may be my soul mate…that we have spent eternity together…fighting for our freedom….meeting obstacles and conflict…but always finding each other….even from across the world….me and this ass are meant to be together…whether Claudia Romani is involved or not….nothing is going to get between me and this ass…and I see us having a double wedding, Claudia and her Rich and Famous boyfriend….and me and her fucking ass….Together we will inspire the next american love story, even though neither of us are american…. I’ve never heard of her, apparently she lives in Miami, so this bikini in Miami thing is kinda common, and I guess we can thank Jesus for that…it’s a fucking CHRISTMAS MIRACLE …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel and Maryna Linchuk are Bikini Models of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoe and Maryna Linchuk are modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because they are both probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, you know third world babes who signed their life away for the dream, and I am okay with that, cuz I dig their tall, fit, half nakedness….and that’s why I follow them on instagram…where I leave comments like Wow, you should look into becoming a model Cuz their fans get so angry that I don’t know who they are…when in fact I do know who they are…as I have had sex with both of them…at the same time…in my mind…thanks to these pics they’ve posted to social media….and by “they”…i mean the marketing staff at Victoria’s Secret…

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