Why does Elizabeth Hurley do you do this to me? She’s completely ruined any chance of me finding happiness and growing old with someone. The fact that she’s aged so amazingly makes me realize that whoever I meet and settle down with is just going to get old and nasty and wrinkly and probably shrink about ten inches. Not like my Liz, she’s just been getting better and better. Here she is showing off her amazing cleavage at some event for The Breast Cancer Research Foundation . She’s even doing her part to save other women’s boobs. She’s perfect.
