Here’s supermodel Heidi Klum struggling through her terribly rough life on a giant yacht wearing a little black bikini. She still looks good for a mother of twelve or whatever it’s up to now, I’d let her take me out for beers. There were a few more shots of her relaxing, but they all involve either a big black dude with really bad skin or a bunch of little kids in life jackets and I felt that that would ruin the whole vibe of this post, so I left them on the cutting room floor. I’m sure you all understand.
