Here’s Heidi Montag pretending to go to the courthouse to get her divorce papers or some crap like that. I don’t care what this moron is doing really, I’m just glad that it seems to be a pretty chilly day out there and we get to see her big fake nipples poking through her sweater. Thank you. Obviously I’m just assuming that she had her nipples surgically enhanced while she had the rest of her body reworked, I wouldn’t put it past her. I wonder what they did with the old ones and who do I have to speak to about buying them? I’m not going to do anything weird with them, I was just going to put them under the legs of a couple of chairs I have that are wobbly. Geez! Give a guy a break, I’m not a maniac.
