Here’s Heidi Montag and her new fake boobies trying to look very sad in some staged photos, her plastic face can’t seem to show much emotion, after revealing that she and her douche husband are pretending to end their marriage. These retards are clearly desperate for attention if they’ve resorted to this kind of publicity stunt. Morons. Just make a sex tape and get it over with. I will be more than happy to direct, produce and star in it with Heidi. Her husband can help build the set, I want it to look like the inside of a submarine so that I can say something like “Up Periscope”. Hot.
