We all know that everything about Heidi Montag is fake, fake hair, fake marriage, fake divorce, fake sextape and amazing fake boobs. So it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m guessing these pictures of her in the ocean struggling to keep her bikini top on are also fake. Luckily, when a chick with massive fake boobs like Heidi pretends that her bikini top is falling off in the surf…. It’s pretty damn hot. I’ve never been this jealous of an ocean before.
