I want to make some sort of lame joke about Hilary Duff looking chubby or soft now that she’s engaged to the hockey playing douche, but she looks so good that I’m having a little trouble with it. I make fun of hipsters in skinny jeans all the time, but put them on a hot chick like Hilary, throw in some sexy ass high heels and I absolutely love them. I’d probably have to use surgical scissors to cut them off to get at the goods, but that would just make it more exciting. Call me.
