Tag Archives: playing-douche

Hilary Duff’s Sparkling Cleavage

Now that Hilary Duff has gone and married that hockey playing douche, it was only a matter of time before we’d see her running around town showing off her wedding ring. Here she is lugging around the giant rock while she runs some errands. We get it, you’re married, I’ll never get the chance to rub my genitals up against your genitals. You don’t have to keep rubbing it in my face… I was talking about the ring, the genitals I think I could handle. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

I’m In Love With Hilary Duff’s Skinny Jeans

I want to make some sort of lame joke about Hilary Duff looking chubby or soft now that she’s engaged to the hockey playing douche, but she looks so good that I’m having a little trouble with it. I make fun of hipsters in skinny jeans all the time, but put them on a hot chick like Hilary, throw in some sexy ass high heels and I absolutely love them. I’d probably have to use surgical scissors to cut them off to get at the goods, but that would just make it more exciting. Call me.

Hilary Duff Brings Back The Hotness

This is what I like to see, Hilary Duff looking skinny and hot as hell with her hockey playing douche fiancee nowhere to be seen. Here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party in a deceiving see through dress, either she’s had her nipples surgically removed or the dressmaker used way too much fabric. In any case, she’s looking good and has managed to make her way back onto my ‘To Do’ list. Enjoy. more pictures of Hilary Duff here