Here’s the formerly sexy Jessica Simpson rolling her huge self out of an automobile the other day in her best Harley Davidson shirt and fat chick sweatpants. Ugh. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. The good news is that I recently heard a rumor that she’s in talks with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or one of those lady weight loss programs, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a slimmer hotter Jessica real soon. Try not to lose to much off the sexy front meat please. Thanks.
