John Mayer : “The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating.” Heidi Montag : “If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have triple D’s.” Kelly Bensimon ‘s Playboy shoot: “What sexy looks like at 41.” Wednesday’s gossip roundup is highly quotable. “I am the new generation of masturbator,” says John Mayer in Rolling Stone , for which he posed shirtless.
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John Mayer: Chronic Masturbator






















