I really like that this Lacey Scwimmer chick is trying so hard to get my attention, but I’m not sure she’s going about it in the right way. Here she is on the beach in her bikini top, giving us a decent look at the front meat, but did she really need to wear the dirty construction worker jeans? Half of me is really enjoying these shots, my lower half, the other half wants to ask her to help me build a deck or play on my softball team. At least make out with a hot chick or something. #flaccid
