I’m torn by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan , on the one hand I love that she’s letting her big breasts hang out, but on the other hand those stupid hiked up mom shorts are completely ruining everything. She looks like an old lady on her way to Red Lobster for the early bird special. Come on grandma. Even her puffed up face is looking weird, you know, like the old women who’s faces are all soft and squishy and smell like a mixture of baby powder and mothballs. Weird. Luckily the big breasts out weight the stupid shorts every time. Hot.
