Lindsay Lohan is off in Europe somewhere completely ignoring the Academy Awards because, let’s be honest, she has no business being anywhere near an award ceremony. Unless of course that ceremony is to celebrate the last year’s achievements in cleavage. Here she is showing off her potentially award winning rack in what looks to be some poor girl’s prom dress. Obviously I don’t care one way or another where she’s going or what she’s doing, but cleavage is cleavage and I’m all over it. I want to touch it… With my mouth. Enjoy.
