I’m going to assume that these shots of Lindsay Lohan are from that photoshoot she did on her rooftop while under house arrest, I can’t be sure, but I know I don’t want to look it up so that’s what I’m going with. Whatever it is, she’s got to be one of the hottest ex-cons on the planet. I would like to help her with her rehabilitation back into society, perhaps over a few cocktails in my hot tub? I have to warn you, my hot tub consists of a garbage bag filled with luke warm water. Call me.
