Everyone knows there’s a party going on over on the French Riviera so obviously Lindsay Lohan is going to hop on some rich old man’s jet and get her boozing little ass over there. Here she is in Cannes working the red carpet, trying to find some sort of job and showing off the sweet front meat that we like so much. I think it’s time Lindsay throws in the towel, she’s had a good run, she should find herself a rich European sugar daddy or momma and retire. She could spend her days lying around on a yacht in her bikini getting hammered on expensive champagne. Actually that sounds pretty good. Sign me up.
