Oh Maria Menounos , what have you done to me? I don’t know why, but I’ve had a thing for this Greek goddess ever since I first laid eyes on her. She’s mesmerizing. Here she is at the Charlie Sheen Roast I think, looking as beautiful as ever. She’s almost too perfect, if she had a couple of drinks in her hands and was laying across my bed she’d be perfect, but until we can make that happen this will have to do. We’ll work out the logistics later. Call me.
