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Georgia Salpa Stretches Out A Tank Top

Over the last few weeks this Georgia Salpa chick has been making a few appearances on my hotness radar. If you look closely at the very front of her chest area, you’ll know why. The woman knows how to fill out a tank top. Here she is at a premiere of the latest Spiderman movie giving everyone a solid look at her chesticular talents. This is the kind of woman I’m looking for, skinny chicks with massive breasts who knows what her audience wants. She’s not hiding anything, the girls are out for all to see. Awesome.

Christina Hendricks Breasts Are My Friends

Christina Hendricks really isn’t the hottest woman in the world, she kind of always looks like she’s got those creepy blue wine teeth, but her breasts are just so massive that I can’t just ignore her. I love her boobs. I’m serious, that’s all I see when I look at her… A large mass of silky white breasts with a ginger wig on it. That’s it. I’d say call me, but breasts and a wig don’t have fingers so I’m not sure how the logistics are going to work out on that.

Are You Kidding?: This Japanese Machine Is Supposed To Help Tighten The Sack And The Female Cooter! [Video]

Well, this might work because Japanese girls do have some really tight… never mind.

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Goin’ Back To Cali: Whitney Houston’s Mother Cissy Wants To Return To The Beverly Hills Hotel Room Where She Died To Get Closure

Wow… According to TMZ reports : Whitney Houston’s mother Cissy has unfinished business to attend to — sources tell TMZ she’s planning a pilgrimage BACK to the Beverly Hills hotel room where her daughter died … all in an attempt to get some closure. According to sources close to Cissy, she wants to go back to room 434 at the Beverly Hilton hotel and reestablish a spiritual connection with her daughter … in order to come to terms with her sudden death. We’re told Cissy plans to pray while she’s there — and just spend quiet, contemplative time in the space. As one source put it — Cissy “won’t be at peace until she gets closure.” It’s unclear when Cissy plans to return to the hotel room — but we’re told the visit will be soon … she’s currently planning out the logistics. Everyone processes grief and pain differently, but does this seem like it can do more harm than good? Image via WENN More On Bossip! Smackdown! The Chris Brown/CM Punk Feud Is Getting Pretty Intense! “I Will Choke You” And Breezy Responds! Can’t Get It Up: 10 Foods That Might Be Choking The Life Out Of Your…Libido Tell ‘Em Why You Mad: Janet “Aunt Viv” Hubert Writes An Open Letter To Wendy Williams Blaming Her For Whitney Houston’s Downfall Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties

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Goin’ Back To Cali: Whitney Houston’s Mother Cissy Wants To Return To The Beverly Hills Hotel Room Where She Died To Get Closure

Maria Menounos Is Perfection

Oh Maria Menounos , what have you done to me? I don’t know why, but I’ve had a thing for this Greek goddess ever since I first laid eyes on her. She’s mesmerizing. Here she is at the Charlie Sheen Roast I think, looking as beautiful as ever. She’s almost too perfect, if she had a couple of drinks in her hands and was laying across my bed she’d be perfect, but until we can make that happen this will have to do. We’ll work out the logistics later. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan is a Drunk in Bikini of the Day

There’s a lot of scandal going around about Lohan for being a drunk…I find the whole thing retarded, mainly because I have been a drunk for many years, and I’ve never been put on some bullshit alcohol program like I was in fucking Private School and causing issues to rebel against my parents or some shit…and that’s why I think the whole thing is some PR stunt. I haven’t figured out the benefit of this stunt, or the logistics of how they set it up, but I do know that everyone who though Lohan was a washed up drunk and now watching her closely to see her fuck up…like she’s not a fucking adult and this isn’t a free fucking world…where DUI or not…we can drink our fucking faces off all day in our trailer park if we want….but maybe things are different in LA cuz the whole city is designed to be like a boring bullshit TV show people apparently care about…. The good news is that I have no standards…and Lohan’s drunk ass got into a bikini, and a bloated old haggard Lohan swollen tits is lovely enough for me, which is more than we can say about her bloated old haggard Lohan swollen face… ***Thanks Billionaire Ron Burkle, who fucks teenage models and his Team at RadarOnline for these pictures…..

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Lucy Pinder’s Prize Winning Breasts

I don’t know what sort of county fair has a ‘ Best Breasts ‘ category, but I would have like to have been there when they awarded Lucy Pinder with the blue ribbon. I’ve been saying for years that her breasts are awesome so it’s nice to see that someone is finally listening. I don’t know the logistics of how those ribbons are staying on, but I’d like to find out. I’m hoping it somehow involves saliva… And another hot chick. Enjoy.