OMG!!! I don’t get impressed too often, but here is Daisy Lowe and her awesome breasts at the GQ Men of the Year Awards. That is by far one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in my life. Enjoy. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
We haven’t seen Christina Hendricks in a while, which sucks because I consider her sweater mounds to be the 8th Wonder of The World. Unfortunately, I don’t know what happened to her face. It’s very joker-esque! I think she may need to hire a new makeup artists. Then again, who besides me is looking in that direction? Focus Tuna! I bet if Christina were to take a deep breath, that dress would pop right off.
I’m not a big fan of full figured women, but I would let Christina Hendricks smother me to death with those big bazookas. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire. Quick someone call the fire department before I spontaneously combust.
Here’s Miranda Kerr at Global Green USA ‘s Pre-Oscar party, looking her usual awesome supermodel self. Hopefully she’ll bust out a better outfit for the actual Oscars though, like say, a pair of super tight jeans or lingerie . I know the show’s this Sunday, but if any girls out there are wondering, yes, I’m still available as a last-minute wardrobe consultant. And I personally guarantee positive results — for me and my readers, at least. » view all 22 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com
I’m not a big weddings guy, it’s a hell of a lot to sit through just to get to the free meal and open bar, but after seeing these pictures of Miranda Kerr in this lingerie/wedding shoot for Victoria’s Secret, I’m starting to change my mind. Let me just say, I’m glad Victoria’s Secret is finally getting into the wedding dress game. And I hope to see my future ex-wife walk down the aisle in one of these someday. It’s every little boy’s dream. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts
I know she’s given us all years of enjoyment, and almost singlehandedly kept both me and Kleenex in business, but I was starting to get a little bored of Carmen Electra lately. She just wasn’t bringing out the funbags as regularly as she used to. She was even starting to dress her age. Luckily though, she took them out for the SAG Awards last night. I didn’t realize Carmen still qualified as an “actress,” but let’s hope this is all part of her big comeback. I’m not ready to retire this hottie just yet. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Carmen Electra Nude In Playboy Super Sexy Carmen Electra Bikini Video Carmen Electra And Fergie Are Sexy Cougars Carmen Electra Gets Manhandled Photos: WENN.com
Because there’s nothing like a topless supermodel to kick off the week, here’s an awesome photoshoot of Miranda Kerr for Jalouse . And between the topless shots and all the leg action, these pictures should keep me going all week. You’ll just have to ignore the weird plastic suit . They can’t help it, they’re French. Just be glad they didn’t go with the sexy mime look instead. And besides, at least it’s see-through. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts
Here’s Christina Hendricks modeling for Vivienne Westwood Jewelry, and if you ask me, it’s a perfect match. Those massive sweater mounds of Christina’s make for the ultimate accessory, they go with everything. Every girl should own a pair. Related Articles: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Are The Tops Christina Hendricks Is Thew New Cleavage Queen Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Are Smokin’ Christina Hendricks Hides Her Awesome Breasts
We’ll be seeing a lot more of super hottie Miranda Kerr in sexy tight jeans because she is now the new Mango babe. Mango made a very smart decision. You could dress Miranda Kerr in a used garbage bag and she’d be able to pull it off. Anyway, here she is at the event looking like a million bucks. God I love her!
After checking out the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pictures I posted earlier, I was hungry for something with a little more meat on their bones. Well, I was in luck because Christina Hendricks showed up to the “Ginger &Rosa” screening with her humongous Yorkshire puddings on display. Delicious! Just what the doctor ordered. I think I need a nap.