This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.
