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Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you light Lohan and soft focus the picture…she’s like an angel catching up on sleep during her recovery from addiction and from being a tabloid star more than she was ever a movie star…I was unfortunately exposed to two Lohan movies, the only two movies I think she’s ever done….I mean the other 2 don’t really count…and she was the fucking worst in all of them…yet she was talked about like she was the fucking lord of the dance, no that is that Irish dude…how about…like she was the Queen of England…no, she lives in England but no one talks about the QUeen…maybe…like she was a Kardashian….yes…famous for being famous…and in the news for doing stupid things…because she had no parents….. There is something mystical…and that will last forever or make a comeback and win that Oscar to prove that acting is a scam… But then you see her at the Mayfair hotel…and it is terrifying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BEING TERRIFYING CLICK HERE I kinda wish her mouth was in a sex tape not blowing kisses…because I like Herpes porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum. It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket… You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it… You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Best Parking Attendant of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a fun little video of the best parker in the world….I think I take pleasure in it…not sexual pleasure you fucking pervert…because I was a valet at some ghetto hotel over a decade ago…and it turned out I was the worst fucking parker of all time, both when I was sober and wasted and in the 2 weeks I was there, I managed to drive 10 cars into the fucking wall, other cars and support beams…not to mention I think I got black lung when I was on the bottom level of the shit and the fucker was paging me to run up the stairs in exhaust ridden hell…before firing me….making this guy easy to relate to…. The life lesson I learned at the valet job was that people who drive brand new Porches and Ferrari’s generally aren’t anal about their cars, they’d leave them there running without a parking ticket, while junior execs who probably still lived with their moms, who drove Audis and BMWs were fucking insane about there shit and would inspect it with a walk around like you were renting a car cuz I guess it was there one asset…and that’s when I learned that rich people are laid back and relaxed, while the junior execs are the assholes you see at the bar acting up so that everyone notices them balling out…. Not that it matters, cuz I’m practically homeless cuz you fuckers don’t exist and advertisers don’t want to pay me millions to reach you. Jerks. TO Watch the Video – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Chris Brown Possibly Drops Gay Slur, Definitely Talks Way Out of Parking Ticket

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Brown sweet-talked his way out of a parking ticket yesterday … but the way he talked to cameramen may have been anything but. It’s not clear from the video below if it was Chris or his bodyguard who said it, but according to TMZ , Brown accused several cameramen of alerting some parking enforcement personnel that his car was illegally parked, ranting: “Y’all n**gas is weak. You all call them to try and film me? Y’ALL N**GAS IS GAY!” Chris Brown Drops Gay Slur? Did Brown utter that quote? Again, it’s hard to tell from the clip above. But if he did, he can expect calls for him to apologize pretty fast. For what it’s worth, in December, C-Breezy got into a Twitter feud with Raz B and made several homophobic comments in the process. On an unrelated note, he did not get a ticket at least.

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30-Second Parking Ticket Letter

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It's amazing what a good letter will get for you. It sounds like a brain teaser: A man pulls into a parking spot; 30 seconds later, he gets a parking ticket; what happened? View

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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Is Red Hot

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.

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A Pap Saves The Day For Renee

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday, Renee Zellweger’s regular coffee stop didn’t go as planned but thankfully, there was quick thinking photographer around to lend her a hand. During her regular Starbucks stop , the Bridget Jones actress was threatened with getting a parking ticket for either forgetting to feed the meter or for not putting enough money in. Lucky for her, a photographer on the scene saw the meter maid approaching and quickly dashed out of the coffee shop and tossed some money into the meter, saving Renee from a pricey parking ticket. Nothing like a $60 coffee to make you wish you never got out of bed. But being the a gracious and generous Hollywood star that she is, Renee thanked the photographer by giving him a $100 Starbucks gift card. Not a bad days work huh?

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TMZ Muffin Man — No Maria Shriver

Posted on November 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Politix , Exclusives , Maria Shriver , Muffingate Maria Shriver … did she get a special break yesterday when she went muffin/shoe shopping in Santa Monica, CA and left her SUV next to an expired parking meter?

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Arnold: The Governator Makes Mistakes Too

Posted on November 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Politix , Arnold Schwarzenegger , Maria Shriver Arnold Schwarzenegger clearly learned a thing or two about falling on the sword … because he made no excuses about parking his Porsche in a red zone the other day.Will Arnold’s bold mea culpa influence Maria — who’s been known to break a traffic …

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