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Pregnant Sword Swallower and Other Videos of the Day

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Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 Recap: Who Died?! Who DIDN’T Die?!

Wow. We’re going to go out on a limb and say that for loyal fans, Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 , the 2014 finale of the Fox series, did not disappoint whatsoever. Watch Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 Online Again … wow. You really must watch Sleepy Hollow online to truly appreciate it, because we can’t do justice to it here. With that warning, you may proceed for our recap … Through a thunderstorm, Ichabod and Abbie are on their way to Fredericks Manor, where they find the home abandoned. Henry’s mini city model is left behind. The angles of attack all form a pentagram. Moloch’s plan in motion. Katrina screams and Ichabod finds the Headless Horseman on the cusp of performing the binding ritual. But luckily, with the Sword of Methuselah he stops him. Using her necklace, Katrina summons Abraham,” who warns them, “the moment a man uses the sword to kill, his soul and hence his life will be taken with it.” So basically, wield that sword and your future at your own risk. The team thusly concludes that the Sword of Methuselah must be used by Captain Irving, whose soul already belongs to the Horseman of War. He agrees. The Headless Horseman reveals that Moloch and Henry are at the four white trees, ominously warning them that the darkness is growing stronger. Hawley provides them several weapons and watches the Horseman as they venture into the trees, where Moloch’s demon army strikes with a vengeance. Using Methuselah’s sword, Irving destroys the Horseman but is wounded beyond the point of being saved himself. Abbie, enraged, decides to end Moloch. Moloch orders Henry to bring the witch to him, stating that the epic demise of Katrina will allow the final tree to burn, bringing about the End of Days. Henry obliges, but when Moloch cruelly states that neither he nor Abraham mean a thing to him, he strikes his master down with the Sword of Methuselah! Like we said earlier … wow! Is it 2015 yet?!

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Drake Told Murda Mook They Could Have ‘The Biggest Battle In History’

Murda Mook talks about the possibility of battling Drake and how the challenge happened. Watch the video!

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The New ‘Kingsman’ Trailer: You Wouldn’t Like Colin Firth When He’s Angry

Watch the new ‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ trailer featuring Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, an Iggy Azalea song, and… SWORD LEGS?!

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Music Girl Sword

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‘Live Forever!’ Remembering Sci-Fi-/Fantasy Legend Ray Bradbury

Acclaimed, Pulitzer-honored science fiction/fantasy author Ray Bradbury has died at the age of 91 in Los Angeles, following one of the most fruitful creative writing careers of the 20th century. The man behind such genre classics as Fahrenheit 451 , The Martian Chronicles , Something Wicked This Way Comes leaves behind a stunning legacy spanning works adapted for television, film, and the stage. It’s difficult to quantify the impact that Bradbury had on the worlds of science fiction, literature, and the numerous film and television adaptations that sprang from his seven decades of writing, not to mention the generations of sci-fi and fantasy lovers weaned on his tales. The man had an asteroid and a moon crater named in his honor, for goodness sake, had dozens of his stories adapted for stage, film, and television, and never went to college. For a child growing up with Bradbury’s stories, the world was filled much more with wonder. For an adult, his tales prompted deeper introspection. It Came From Outer Space : Icarus Montgolfier Wright : Something Wicked This Way Comes : Bradbury on his Fahrenheit 451 : Folks will have their own cherished Bradbury moments, but I’ll leave you with one of my favorite of his real life stories. Writing in 2001, Bradbury shared the childhood incident that inspired him to become a writer in the first place: A chance meeting with a carnival magician named Mr. Electrico in 1932 following the death of Bradbury’s uncle. Mr. Electrico was a fantastic creator of marvels. He sat in his electric chair every night and was electrocuted in front of all the people, young and old, of Waukegan, Illinois. When the electricity surged through his body he raised a sword and knighted all the kids sitting in the front row below his platform. I had been to see Mr. Electrico the night before. When he reached me, he pointed his sword at my head and touched my brow. The electricity rushed down the sword, inside my skull, made my hair stand up and sparks fly out of my ears. He then shouted at me, “Live forever!” I thought that was a wonderful idea, but how did you do it? The next day, being driven home by my father, fresh from the funeral, I looked down at those carnival tents and thought to myself, “The answer is there. He said ‘Live forever,’ and I must go find out how to do that.” I told my father to stop the car. He didn’t want to, but I insisted. He stopped the car and let me out, furious with me for not returning home to partake in the wake being held for my uncle. With the car gone, and my father in a rage, I ran down the hill. What was I doing? I was running away from death, running toward life. When I reached the carnival grounds, by God, sitting there, almost as if he were waiting for me, was Mr. Electrico. I grew, suddenly, very shy. I couldn’t possibly ask, How do you live forever? But luckily I had a magic trick in my pocket. I pulled it out, held it toward Mr. Electrico and asked him if he’d show me how to do the trick. He showed me how and then looked into my face and said, “Would you like to see some of those peculiar people in that tent over there?” I said, “Yes.” He took me over to the sideshow tent and hit it with his cane and shouted, “Clean up your language!” at whoever was inside. Then, he pulled up the tent flap and took me in to meet the Illustrated Man, the Fat Lady, the Skeleton Man, the acrobats, and all the strange people in the sideshows. He then walked me down by the shore and we sat on a sand dune. He talked about his small philosophies and let me talk about my large ones. At a certain point he finally leaned forward and said, “You know, we’ve met before.” I replied, “No, sir, I’ve never met you before.” He said, “Yes, you were my best friend in the great war in France in 1918 and you were wounded and died in my arms at the battle of the Ardennes Forrest. But now, here today, I see his soul shining out of your eyes. Here you are, with a new face, a new name, but the soul shining from your face is the soul of my dear dead friend. Welcome back to the world.” Why did he say that? I don’t know. Was there something in my eagerness, my passion for life, my being ready for some sort of new activity? I don’t know the answer to that. All I know is that he said, “Live forever” and gave me a future and in doing so, gave me a past many years before, when his friend died in France. Leaving the carnival grounds that day I stood by the carousel and watched the horses go round and round to the music of “Beautiful Ohio.” Standing there, the tears poured down my face, for I felt that something strange and wonderful had happened to me because of my encounter with Mr. Electrico. I went home and the next day traveled to Arizona with my folks. When we arrived there a few days later I began to write, full-time. I have written every single day of my life since that day 69 years ago. I have long since lost track of Mr. Electrico, but I wish that he existed somewhere in the world so that I could run to him, embrace him, and thank him for changing my life and helping me become a writer. Live forever, indeed! Read the full entry here and leave your own Bradbury celebrations below.

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Diane Kruger Has Nice Cannes [PICS]

If you’re not sure who Diane Kruger is, you might remember her as Helen of Troy in the sword-and-sandal blockbuster Troy (2004) or as film star/undercover operative Bridget Von Hammersmark in Inglourious Basterds (2009) . Diane won a big, fancy award at the biggest and fanciest of all film festivals, Cannes , for her role in Basterds ; now she’s serving on the jury, meaning lots of red carpet appearances and opportunities to ogle her outstanding cleavage. Even her boyfriend Joshua Jackson appears mesmerized by those magic orbs. Luckily for those of us who aren’t former Dawson’s Creek cast members, Diane is German, and you know what that means: she’s never been shy about showing skin…and you can see it after the jump!

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The Japanese "Pink" Flick Red Sword Is Guaranteed to Turn You Purple [VIDEO]

You may have deduced by now that we’re pretty into Japanese titty flicks here at Skin Central…to which we say, fellas, you don’t know that half of it (the half that keeps its bra on, that is). Luckily, today we’ve found one of the good ones: Red Sword , a sort of Japanese take on the Red Riding Hood myth that’s not afraid to put its breast assets front and center (see the world’s best screen cap at left). We’d like to shake the hand of whoever provided the amazing English subtitles on this one…though only after they apply some Purell. See the full, fully demented trailer for Red Sword after the jump!

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Grasshopper Manufacture Forgot to Announce its Newest Game, Black Knight Sword

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The above video (taken by Gamer365 ) comes straight from Gamescom, where Grasshopper Manufacture is reportedly showing its latest game, a downloadable, side-scrolling action title called Black Knight Sword . While the camera man’s maddening tendency to focus away from the action periodically detracts, the footage shows a mixture of hack-and-slash gameplay and a sort of puppet-show, paper cutout style… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : GiantBomb’s Site Mashup Discovery Date : 17/08/2011 19:32 Number of articles : 2

Grasshopper Manufacture Forgot to Announce its Newest Game, Black Knight Sword