I don’t remember what it is that this Rita Rusic cougar does for a living, I think she’s a rich old bird, but she seems to spend most of her days lounging on the beach trying to keep her giant breasts from falling out of her bikini. Tough life. All she’s missing is a frail wristed blogger by her side rubbing suntan lotion all over that leathery skin of hers. Skin cancer is a silent killer so I’ll make sure to really work the chest area.