As usual I don’t know who the hell this Sam Faiers chick is, or why she spells her name with so many vowels, but as you know I like to promote hot nobodies who like to walk around half naked in their bikinis. So here we are. She kind of looks a worn out Elisha Cuthbert, who’s not afraid to show off the goods. I like it. I’m even kind of liking her little belly bulge. I want a bite.
