These definitely aren’t the best bikini pictures I’ve ever seen, I can barely even make out the breasts, but they’re of Scarlett Johansson and her tasty big front meat so they’re going to have to do. I wish I was on a boat somewhere drinking wine in my bathing suit in the sunshine, but some of us have to work. We can’t all get drunk with our breasts flopping all over the place. I really need to do some push ups.
