Shauna Sand is either on vacation or the strip club she dances at is being fumigated because all she’s been doing these past few days is stuffing her big fake boobs into a tiny bikini and hanging out on the beach. Like all good mothers should. I’m just kidding about her being a stripper, she doesn’t actually have a job, all she seems to know how to do is give dudes awkward bathing suit boners. I hate those.
