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Denise Richards Wants You To Buy Her Book

For a woman who’s got to constantly deal with a nutjob of an ex-husband, Denise Richards actually looks pretty damn good. Here she is promoting some book she wrote, I wonder what it’s about, showing off her nice MILF body. I don’t know if I’d want to read a whole book about all that garbage, I’d watch some video of the key parts involving Denise and hopefully some really hot adult entertainment… But that’s about it.

Shauna Sand’s Stripper Bikini Show Continues

Shauna Sand is either on vacation or the strip club she dances at is being fumigated because all she’s been doing these past few days is stuffing her big fake boobs into a tiny bikini and hanging out on the beach. Like all good mothers should. I’m just kidding about her being a stripper, she doesn’t actually have a job, all she seems to know how to do is give dudes awkward bathing suit boners. I hate those.

Shauna Sands Is Absolutely Disgusting But…

Here’s that piece of trash Shauna Sands out the other day doing what she does best, walking the streets like a low class hooker. I don’t normally like to post pictures of this mess, but for some reason today I had a craving for fake tits fake hair and fake celebrity. I’d still bang her. I know that’s probably the baker’s dozen or so gin and tonics talking and I don’t care, it’s true. Update – Upon sobering up and re-reading this post this morning, I ask you to kindly disregard everything mentioned above. Thank you. more pictures of Shauna Sands here

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

I normally like to stay away from posting any pictures of Shauna Sand , not only because she’s really a nobody and has no business even reading celebrity blogs let alone having her pictures on them, but because she’s pretty damn gross. Obviously I’m talking about her face, her body I’m sure I could put to good use. Here she is hanging out in her little bikini on the beach with some douche. Man her face is just rotten, and not rotten like a stripper in the daylight, but just all around rotten. Too much make up, cheap plastic surgery and an expression that makes Paris Hilton look like a nuclear physicist. That being said, I like her boobies.

Shauna Sand Is A Good Role Model

We all know Shauna Sand is never going to win any good parenting awards, unless someone accidentally gives her a mug with #1 Mom written on it, so these pictures of her out dressed as a hooker with her kids should come as no surprise. She really is a complete moron, she’s not going to pick up any johns with the kids acting as scarecrows.

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Shauna Sand Is A Good Role Model

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #1 Blake Lively

Well I guess it was obvious, judging by the 100s of emails you guys sent me, that my future ex wife Blake Lively would be Hollywood Tuna’s #1 Babe Of 2009. Yes, Blakey was by far the most popular girl in Tunaland.

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Blake Lively Covers Esquire

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively covers the February issue of Esquire. Suffice it to say, she looks good – although a bit different than we usually see her. Blake is sporting more coverage up top than we’re accustomed to, but no pants! Nice job mixing things up, Esquire! You’ve gotta keep it fresh.

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