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Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in Ridiculous Pants of the DAy

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right? Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Shauna Sand’s Zombie Corpse Ass in a Bikini Influences Her Daughter Proper of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is fascinaing to me – I have been following Shauna Sand for a while – because I am weird like that – the kind of guy fascinated with bottom of the barrel, last week’s kitchen garbage no one wants or in this case Playboy’s kitchen garbage from the 90s…. I’ve always wondered how her daughter with Lorenzo Lamas was going to turn out…..she’s probably 16 now, so when I started she was 8….and I didn’t know if her mother humiliated her, as Shauna Sand would humiliate you if she was your mom…..you know exposing her FLESHY DEAD LOOKING VAGINA IN A SEX TAPE WITH A MALE ESCORT SHE CARTED AROUND 10 YEARS LATER THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE or all the walking around half naked, in whore shoes, I didn’t know whether the daughter, a product of divorce, would be a prude, rebelling against her mom’s way, or if she’d follow her lead and walk around in heels and a thong for the world to stare at her confused…trying to understand what hey just experienced…. I guess this pic answers that question I had….and I’m pretty glad things worked out this way…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Shauna Sands Dressed as A Corpse….. FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Shauna Sand’s Stripper Bikini Show Continues

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shauna Sand is either on vacation or the strip club she dances at is being fumigated because all she’s been doing these past few days is stuffing her big fake boobs into a tiny bikini and hanging out on the beach. Like all good mothers should. I’m just kidding about her being a stripper, she doesn’t actually have a job, all she seems to know how to do is give dudes awkward bathing suit boners. I hate those.

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Shauna Sand Trashy Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I know that Shauna Sand is a piece of Hollywood trash, I still find myself from time to time wanting to rub her tight little body all over mine. This is one of those times. Here she is on the beach, what else does she have to do all day, in what can only be described a tiny bikini. Actually, the bikini is probably just your standard issue bikini size, but her fake boobs are so big that they make it look so small. I’m not opposed to that. Well done.

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Shauna Sand Slutty Mom Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lately I’ve been in the mood for some slutty mom bikini pictures, so I thought I’d give these shots of everyone’s favorite mom Shauna Sand looking slightly inappropriate in front of her children at the beach the other day. I don’t have any kids so who am I to judge a single parent struggling to take care of her kids keep her big fake boobs from falling out of her bikini? Enjoy.

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Shauna Sands Is Absolutely Disgusting But…

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s that piece of trash Shauna Sands out the other day doing what she does best, walking the streets like a low class hooker. I don’t normally like to post pictures of this mess, but for some reason today I had a craving for fake tits fake hair and fake celebrity. I’d still bang her. I know that’s probably the baker’s dozen or so gin and tonics talking and I don’t care, it’s true. Update – Upon sobering up and re-reading this post this morning, I ask you to kindly disregard everything mentioned above. Thank you. more pictures of Shauna Sands here

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Ummm…

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yeah, we were rendered speechless too. What in the world is Shauna Sands wearing? This takes absurd to the next level and makes her lucite heels look almost classy. Almost.

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Shauna Sand Is A Good Role Model

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know Shauna Sand is never going to win any good parenting awards, unless someone accidentally gives her a mug with #1 Mom written on it, so these pictures of her out dressed as a hooker with her kids should come as no surprise. She really is a complete moron, she’s not going to pick up any johns with the kids acting as scarecrows.

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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac… Pics via PacificCoastNews