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Walletfucking Groupie Ladder Climbin Whore of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not that Jeremy Piven is actually famous, but it is to say that this bitch, and probably a lot of her bitch friends are willing to fuck anyone they see on TV. I am not sure if it is for personal gain, like maybe it will get them ahead, or if it is just for bragging rights that they were the cunt a celebrity stuck his dirty celebrity dick inside so that all her college friends get jealous and her college boyfriend either gets seriously upset she cheated on him or really excited because he’s a Jeremy Piven fan and now he has bragging rights by default cuz his girl is really just a fucking useless whore.

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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shakira in Fetish Gear for i-D Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People seem to love Shakira now more than ever because of her comeback in that video everyone jerks off to, so some fashion magazine got her in some photoshoot where they dressed her in some fetish gear and I guess the whole thing is not worth complaining about, but I was always disgusted by girls in their 30s, so to me, Shakira died 2 years ago and no matter what she does will come across as trying too hard to hold onto a time when I was jerking off to her breasts that were small and humble, in a time before her hips didn’t lie….

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stepVIDEO of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My name is Jesus, so I guess people thought it was funny to make this song for me, I don’t really know what I can do to help abused kids, so I don’t like that people are turning to me to help them and solve their problems, because I have a hard enough time keeping myself safe and warm and helping myself, so stop being so fucking demanding and keep your requests for someone who can actually help you, or maybe just accept your fucking fate instead of having blind faith in some dude from the fucking internet.

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