But does he really have to face off against boyfriend Blaine for the lead in the play? By Jim Cantiello Chris Colfer in “Glee” Photo: FOX “Glee” was back to its identity-crisis ways Tuesday, switching up ages, story lines and emotions in the latest episode, “I Am Unicorn.” But why talk about it when we can sing about it? To the musical “Glee”-cap! I wish “Glee” made up its mind They change the rules and it’s unkind Ryan Murphy first told the press that Blaine’s older But now he is a year behind It’s hard to keep my bearings straight And oh, how it makes my heart ache Kurt and Blaine were gonna move to New York together But now they’ll have to wait F— you, “Glee,” this makes no sense You’re messing with my Klaine and I’m incensed Now they’re rivals for the lead in the play If only Kurt can tone down the gay No way! Screw you, “Glee,” why hurt your fans? I need a Ph.D. in bullsh– to understand The show can’t be fantasy While also grounded in harsh reality That means a battle over custody Doesn’t appeal to me Just sayin’ Another chorus has begun Sugar’s dad supplies the funds Don’t get too attached, you know what’ll happen By November she’ll be gone [ cough ] Charice [ cough ] We are Gleeks, we see it all! You can’t pull a fast one between spring and fall Last year Bieste talked gender themes Now she’s laughing at Kurt for being a queen — puh-leaze! Damn you, “Glee,” in the end you’re right The big music numbers shined oh so bright Rachel singing with her estranged mom Holy crap, look at his arms! Kurt’s audition’s full of charm And so plucky! He’s a bendable son of a gun Blaine’s so lucky! I get it, “Glee” writers, you need conflict Just make it consistent and I’ll give a sh– One last request: Make Shelby go away Entitled Gleek! What did you think of the latest “Glee”? Let us know in the comments below — no singing required! Related Videos Musical ‘Glee’-Caps Of Season 3
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‘Glee’-Cap: Kurt Embraces His Inner Unicorn
