‘Jersey Shore’ High Five: Double The Ronnie, Double The Fun

Plus: Snooki’s colon-cleansing pre-date ritual and the softer side of JWoww. By Jim Cantiello JWoww Photo: MTV There were so many discoveries on Thursday night’s (January 20) episode of “Jersey Shore.” Ronnie has a twin! JWoww has a soft side! And Snooki has an … interesting pre-date ritual. Where to begin? Why not with my five favorite moments? (Watch the embedded video for the full High Five Recap.) 5. Snookin’ for Love … and Bronzer After Snooki was sprung from the clink in the latest episode, she and JWoww had a surprisingly touching heart-to-heart. “This is the things that I think I’m addicted to: Bronzer, boys … and alcohol,” Snooki reflected. Oh, Snooks. Just like your dad, I am so disappointed in you. Why didn’t you say, “Bronzer, boys and BOOZE?!” She missed a perfectly good opportunity for clever alliteration. 4. Ronnie (the Remix) While out on the town with the guys, newbie Deena met her soulmate, Dean, otherwise known as “Fake Ronnie.” Dean’s gorilla-like physique, faded faux-hawk and bicep-hugging tee had the roomies doing a double take as he and Deena got close in the club. “Yo, he dances like Ronnie too!” DJ Pauly D observed. Err, maybe, except fake Ronnie wasn’t dancing like … a drag queen. 3. When Fake Ronnie Met Real Ronnie Then Deena took Fake Ronnie home, where he met the sleeping Real Ronnie, and the universe exploded. Ron, in bed with girlfriend Sammi, woke up to find his doppelg

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