Justin Bieber has grabbed plenty of crotch in his day (his own, primarily), but this latest Instagram photo feels different, like it’s supposed to MEAN something. Like a direct shot at his growing chorus of critics. You callin’ THIS Photoshopped, haters?! Bieber posted the above photo Wednesday afternoon without a caption. Not that you need one when you’ve got a picture worth 1,000 words. If not more. To recap, for anyone living under a rock: Justin posed shirtless for an underwear campaign for Calvin Klein, along with Lara Stone, who Bieliebers promptly threatened to kill online. A number Internet sleuths quickly decided that Justin Bieber stuffs his crotch and/or was Photoshopped by Calvin Klein within an inch of his life. Bieber’s legal team threatened to sue Breathe Heavy , a Britney Spears fan site, that claimed to have an un-retouched photo of his CK ad. Breathe Heavy took down the image(s) that made Justin look much punier, both above and below the belt, and apologized to his 12-year-old fans. A great many people remain unconvinced, because it’s still Justin Bieber, that Justin Bieber could possibly be this jacked or well endowed. Cue Justin’s pic from today. ‘Nuff said? You can’t tell the length or girth of what’s under the towel (thank goodness), but his abs do look pretty chiseled. Gotta give credit where due there. One burning question, though: Who took the photo he put on Instagram? Selena Gomez? Hailey Baldwin? His mom? Scooter Braun? One of his harem of model “friends”? His trainer? Share your theories in the comments, and scroll through the Calvin Klein gallery if you simply can’t get enough of a buff Justin Bieber shirtless, below Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Ads 1. Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Photo HOLY HOTNESS! Justin Bieber poses here in nothing but his underwear, as he’s an official spokesperson for Calvin Klein. And officially sexy, as well!
American Idol Season 14 Episode 3 takes auditions on the road! Literally! The Idol bus tour traveled the country, stopping off in 11 towns choosing contestants to audition for the judges in Kansas City, MO. Harry, Jennifer, and Keith are ready to hear them sing for a chance at stardom…right after Harry and Jennifer discuss her generous derriere. First up on the evening is Rontarius “Big Ron” Wilson enters the room singing a riff of J.Lo’s “Jenny From the Block.” He tells Jennifer she can call him Big Sexy before singing “Let’s Get It On” to her and completely ignoring the guys, who decide to go out for a burger in the middle of his audition and leave him singing. At this point, I feel like I would just watch an hour of Jennifer, Harry, and Keith hanging out. Big Ron gets a golden ticket and his mom lets out a few “Whooooos!” that would put Vicki Gunvalson to shame. Some kid named Ian gets the boot after “hitting” a high C. Ashley Lusk, 15, however doesn’t seem like she’s going to strike out. Neither does Josh Sanders, 26. And then there’s returning contestant Casey Thrasher from Tuscaloosa. He was sent home during Hollywood last year (when they decided to keep the guy who couldn’t sing with his eyes open). They all get golden tickets. Joey Cook plays the accordion. She’s got a dream of making the “squeeze box” mainstream. Hard sell on the accordion, but her voice has something really cool about it. She gets an easy yes with the great advice from Harry to pay attention to how close to being a novelty she is. Keith goes Super Australian since her name’s Joey. See? Let’s just let the judges be funny. Alexis Gomez didn’t plan to be a country girl since she didn’t ride horses. Because all people who sing country music ride horses. Especially Keith. She calls herself “hippie country” and auditions barefoot. Keith can see the talent in her but doesn’t think it’s fully realized. Harry calls it good but not spectacular. Keith says no. Jennifer gives her a yes. Harry breaks the tie with a yes. Anton Busnher’s favorite country singer is Keith Urban. (How many of the country hopefuls say that?) He sings one of Keith’s songs, which is always brave. Jennifer doesn’t seem to know what to think. Keith tears up a little. Harry totally loves him. Anton gets a golden ticket. We’ve seen a LOT of girls with guitars. Stephanie Gummelt is the latest of the bunch, and she decides to sing an original song. There’s something old school Jewel about her, plus she has a great personality. Very quirky. Jennifer likes her, Harry wants more breath behind her song and gives her a no. Jennifer and Keith give her yes votes and send her to Hollywood. Ashley Stehle is 15. She’s been singing her whole life, but both of her parents are deaf. Her father has only recently heard her sing for the first time thanks to a new hearing device. But she’s very off key for the whole audition and the judges have to let her down and send her home. Ellen Petersen comes in with a banjo. She’s from Branson, Keith’s wearing a Branson t-shirt. It’s basically perfect. AND she yodels. Who is she? Heidi? Yodeling, a banjo, and the accordion girl! They should be an act and go on the road! Ellen has some fun in her voice. She’s going to Hollywood. But first, Keith and Harry have to sing The Beverly Hillbillies theme song with her playing banjo. Jennifer has no idea what The Beverly Hillbillies is. I feel sad for her. Kohlton Pascal is from New York, but he’s homeless. He hitchhikes or plays guitar and raises money to buy a bus ticket. He left home at 16 and has only ever spent 3-4 days in the same place since then. He sings an original and I can’t say I think his future is in songwriting. And maybe it isn’t in singing either. Harry calls him terrific but says he wonders if Kohlton will get out of his comfort zone to win. Jennifer thought it was interesting but wonders if we’d still feel his soul down the road. Keith likes his talent but thinks he doesn’t have the look. Basically, they’re saying “this is going to be crazy hard and the machine will eat you alive.” They send him to Hollywood and he closes out the night. In all, 38 tickets were given out in Kansas City. But who cares about that when there are ribs to be eaten? Auditions continue tomorrow night in New York City and Adam Lambert steps in to judge for Keith.
Manifesto of Austin Texas Crash Pilot Joseph Andrew Stack www.mypeepz.us HAZMAT drill near Austin plane crash (What is HAZMAT; www.iaff.org Washington Post and New York Magazine are blaming the Tea Parties for the attack?! A Washington Post writer says I am struck by how his alienation is similar to that were hearing from the extreme elements of the Tea Party movement. voices.washingtonpost.com New York Magazine says In fact, a lot of his rhetoric could have been taken directly from a handwritten sign at a tea party rally. nymag.com Somebody whispering in his ear? Can you spell your name? ON CAMERA? Where did i hear that before? 9/11 eyewitness commits suicide! (www.youtube.com Thursday’s incident left those who knew Stack scratching their heads. “I can’t believe it’s the same person,” said Ric Furley, an Austin musician who played in a band with Stack for a period more than two years ago. Stack played bass, the accordion and sang for the band, according to the band’s Web site. Stack was very musical, and conversations with his bandmates typically revolved around music, not grievances he may have had. full story… www.cnn.com
