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Melania Trump Is The First First Lady To Cause Pant Fires!

If you’re not one of the nearly 60 million people who voted for Donald Trump for President last night, you may be struggling to look on the bright side this morning. And I think I might have found one in Melania Trump ‘s old photoshoots from her modeling days (you know, the ones she did while she was an illegal immigrant, right?). Because it means Melania might be the first First Lady in History to give me an actual pants fire. Although I’m no history buff. Maybe Herbert Hoover’s wife was a total smokeshow too.

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Melania Trump Is The First First Lady To Cause Pant Fires!